By the sixth performance of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window," it's more annoying than a barking neighbor's dog.
Despite your screams, your dog is already poopy. Dogs rolling about in something nasty is a headache to clean up, whether they do it out of instinct or enjoyment.
Our dogs can manipulate our emotions. Once we say "last one," they always manage to grab another reward.
Dogs can be extremely excitable, especially during humping. When your pet gets too close to their favorite thing—a cushion, leg, or even another dog—awkward.
Even well-trained dogs may be obstinate. They ignore at the worst times.
The "no dogs on the couch" dog parents get this one. They'll attempt it anyhow.
Dogs will do anything for attention. They're experts at begging, whether it's pawing at your face, pushing your hand, or just looking at you with large, eager eyes.
Dogs love to lick—not only their owners' faces. Dogs will lick anything, including themselves, other dogs, and inanimate items.
The couch—the throne of rest and pleasure. Sadly, pets may transform the couch into a war zone.
Dogs appear to want soft, chewy socks from the laundry pile, bedroom floor, or even off your feet.